i remembered this joke and suddenly needed to dmmd parody it im sorry
#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go ‘eeehhhhh!’ #and you think he’s just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it’s like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he’s being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that’s why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper ‘Finnick-sama’ as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.
(*cOMES OUT OF OVEN BECAUSE SHE’S SO DONE SHE’S OVERCOOKED*)
i’M CRYING I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE
Pixis you filf
This is beautiful and whoever says otherwise is sitting on a thrONE OF LIES.
ABORT IMMEDIATELY I’M SO FUKN DONE
HOLYY SHIT I THOUGHT PIXIS WAS SINGING THIS AND THIS TOPS THE ATTACK ON TITAN POSTS
OH MY GOD SO I WAS CHASING AFTER REINER TODAY TO GIVE HIM A HUG (REINER IS A CAT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD) AND HE WAS BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND RUNNING AWAY SO I SHOUTED “REINER! REEEINEEERRRR!” AND SOMEBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD YELLED BACK “BERTHOLDT!?” AND NOW I MUST FIND THEM.