placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

image

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puraiuddo:

"The only one who can beat me is me."— Kagami Taiga (mocking Aomine)

this is an important thing and no one can tell me otherwise

2,337 notes

lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

103,278 notes

jeambo:

seeing hot fanart of your fav character 

image

1,896 notes

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

84,830 notes

nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

(Source: reals)

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

181,338 notes

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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subasequel:

axtryk:

NEW STRONG ENGLISH VOCALOID ‘RUBY” SHES SO FUCKING GOO)D OPUTS ALL THE REST TO SHAME

i honestly thought that this was a joke post like this had to be a joke and i hit play and i legit was like “that sax is supposed to be the voice isn’t it like that’s the joke, engloids sound like stuffy honk machines”

AND THEN THE MIRACLE GIRL GRACED MY EARS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THE COHERENT CLEAR-VOICED ENGLOID MAKING ALL THE OTHERS WEAR DUNCE CAPS SHE’S THE QUEEN ENG I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO START CARING ABOUT VOCALOID AGAIN JESUS CHRIST

(Source: galacofucker69)

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abeardedprincess:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??


OMFG

abeardedprincess:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

OMFG

(Source: malformalady)

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